A Battling We Will Go (The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, 2014)
The Battle of the Five Armies is a very long and busy film. From it’s opening moments, it is all about trying to out do Return of the king. Dragon…
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To Rule Them All Thrice (The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, 2003)
All stories must conclude. Some just take longer than others. A lot longer. But more on that later. Sauroman is defeated, Aragorn and the people of Rohan have defended Helms…
To Rule Them All (The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 2001)
John Rogers, one of the writers of the abysmal Catwoman film once also wrote “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas…
Future Love Pt 1 (The Fifth Element, 1997)
Welcome to the Future. It is run down and grimy. And Bruce Willis lives there. And a mysterious object is hurtling towards Earth…a planet…an evil planet. The Government is trying…
The Hunter or The Hunted? Pt 1 (Alien, 1979)
Alien begins rather quietly. We see the interiors of a ship that is floating through space. It comes to life and we meet a crew…space truckers, so to speak. We…
