Need a Way Bigger Boat (The Meg, 2018)

The_Meg_PosterA few years ago deep dive rescuer Jonas made a critical decision that cost him his job. Jump ahead to the present and a deep sea exploration team has become trapped deep in the ocean after discovering a hidden world teeming with life…including giant Megalodon sharks. They bring in Jonas to conduct a rescue…but after the rescue it appears they are not the only ones to return to the surface.

Is the Meg a great film? No. Like the books it is inspired by, it is cheesy.  The film is full of over the top characters (at one point Rainn Wilson’s excitable billionaire notes that Statham’s Jonas has a heroic walk, but seems to have a bad attitude).

This is pretty much…what if Jaws was a big action movie.  And you know what? It is a lot of fun.  I had a whole lot of fun watching this one. It is action packed and has a rather engaging cast. This second part is important because these characters are not particularly deep, but the cast tends to imbue them with enough personality to make for an entertaining and cheesy ride.

No, it is not a great film. The Meg is not a classic, bt it is dumb and goofy fun.

Alien Bomb Coming Through! (Transformers: Age of Extinction, 2015)

transformers-age-of-extinction-posterThe title of the review comes from an actual line in the film.  Of course, nothing seems to challenge Michael Bay’s toy based Franchise…as of this writing there are three more films (one being a Bumblebee spinoff film) in the pipeline.  There is no stopping it…not even this film.  It picks up ten years after the destruction in Chicago.  They have repaired and now the government is trying to wipe the Autobots and Decepticons out entirely.  To that end they have a space robot helping them who has an agenda of his own.

Nobody knows where Optimus Prime is…and it turns out he suffered massive damage and is now asleep in an abandoned movie theater.  He is found by failing inventor Cade.  Cade and his hot daughter are on the verge of losing their house.  His friend Lucas, hot daughter Tessa and her street racer boyfriend escape their house after government agents show up to claim Optimus Prime (who Cade revived).  Much of the film seems to be going in the direct of Cade finally being less distrustful of his daughter and accepting her boyfriend Shane.  Shane shows himself to be highly competent throughout much of the film.  So it makes sense that maybe they become friends.

They discover that businessman/genius has been building his own robots, his pride and joy being Galvatron.  You can probably see where this goes way wrong.  Eventually he teams with Cade to save the planet from a bomb left by the Robot Bounty Hunter who reveals that the folks who created the Autobots and Decepticons want to take them back and get rid of them.  Basically, it is the plot from Prometheus.

Remember my thoughts on Cade and his relationship to his daughter and her boyfriend?  Boy was I wrong.  For some reason they opted to make Shane totally incompetent and a complete fool that Cade has to suffer through.  And when Cade saves the days?  His daughter grabs her boyfriend and gives him all the credit for saving them.  It is a sudden and unnecessary character change to make Cade look good, but it just does not work in any way.  It is not even funny.

This is a better film than Revenge of the Fallen, but then, that is not saying much.  But it does have Optimus Prime Riding a Robotic T-Rex.

 

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