Tag: Jack McBrayer

You Can’t Eat the Teachers, Man! (Cooties, 2015)

Kids are mean.  We all know that.  Cooties just takes that to the next level.  Cooties opens with the most gruesome images possible.  Chickens being ground into chicken nuggets. Because tainted chicken nuggets will cause stuff. Then we meet Clint (Elijah Wood), an aspiring…